You'll Be Saying Wow Everytime

ShamWow! and Slap Chop pitchman Vince Shlomi aka Vince Offer was arrested for beating up a hooker because she bit his tongue.

You can read the article about him here.

Maybe it was his shark-fin hair? Ultra cool threads? Maybe because she liked his nuts in the Slap Chop?

Or maybe she told him he'll be saying wow every time.

Dude, he was on CNBC, and his VP of whatever the hell is friggin hot. If he ain't gettin' nothing from her what the F?

Guys will do anything to get laid.

No video of the CNBC interview cuz they're dicks, but just to remind you:



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